Total Medals Earned: 36 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 710 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (230/230 points)
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Complete level 35
Complete level 40
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/165 points)
You beat Level 1!
You beat Level 2!
You bet Level 3!
You beat Level 4!
You beat Level 5!
You beat Level 6!
You beat Level 7!
You beat Level 8!
You beat Level 9!
You beat Level 10!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (80/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/205 points)
Complete level 1
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
Check Out The Credits!
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (25/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/215 points)
You're just getting started
Gotta go harder on the Captchas
You're finally halfway there
You finally beat ReCaptcha and played the true game